Shy Ronnie: "honestly dude, you HAVE to get laid to draw a girl"
Shy Ronnie: -chrs
askspagett account is up →
go follow that shit and ask questions
i almost said my dick
the lady asked me what a ranchero was
i think a jewish couple just walked into the resturaunt I work at
DRANK IN MA CUP BLUNT IN MY HAND HOES ON MY slab CUZ THEY KNOW IM THE smartest motherfucker
oh my god I want to make the askspagett account if it doesn’t already exist
hoes on my slab
jesus gfuck im tiRED
i had to work like since noon scraping paint off the whole house and sanding wood and fuckin washing the house now i have to go my real job as a gddam cashier [eel] fuCK
miamidice: sit ups hahahashahfh i...
charlestonthrew: spooghetttttt thats fetuccini you fucker
soundcloud can suck my dick
brb downloadin drum kits
>looks through drum samples for hip-hop drums >nothing but fucking techno drums
so yesterday my brain hatched a brilliant idea
i would make an account where i pose as a 15 year old girl that reblogged like lots of adventure time genderbend shit/homestuck trash and then i would gain lots of followers by posting about my fake girl problems and shit then i would make homestuck/at fanart to gain more followers then once i gained enough followers i would start commissions and gets LOTS of money and then when i got enough...
flat-eric: i was reading uffie’s wiki page and what the fuck she gets arrested at 15 and her mom sends her to Paris? oh my god why can’t i fuck up and get sent to Paris
I like to put mustard on my dick and make my dog lick it off– anonymous
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