June 2011
“I’m a dumbass faggot.”
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- Stranger: hi
- Stranger: m21
- Stranger: u?
- You: bacon
- Stranger: why??
- You: sausage
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so i decided to stop trolling omegle and began trying to create a quality rp like the last one
so far
nothing
possibly the best omegle conversation ever
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- Stranger: hi
- Stranger: hi
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- Stranger: hi
- Stranger: hi
- You: HELLO
- Stranger: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- Stranger: HELLO
- You: HELLO
- Stranger: WANNA FUUUUUUUUUCK !?
- You: AWWW YEEAAAAHHH
- Stranger: SOUNDS SAAAA GOOOOD
- You: YEESSSSS
- You: I AM A WASHING MACHINE
- Stranger: I AM A TURTLE
- You: PERFECT
- Stranger: :)
- You: ARE YOU OF AGE
- Stranger: NOPE STILL YOUNG
- You: GOOD
- You: THIS IS A QUALITY CONVERSATION
- Stranger: I RECKON
- Stranger: IM MASTERBATING RIGHT NOW
- Stranger: FEELING SO GOOD
- You: I AM A WASHING MACHINE
- You: THEREFORE I CANNOT MASTURBATE
- You: BUT IF I COULD
- Stranger: YOU STILL GET WET
- You: I WOULD BE MASTURBATING HARD
- You: GET INSIDE ME
- Stranger: I MIGHT DIE
- You: DONT WORRY
- Stranger: COULD DO WITH A CLEAN BUT
- Stranger: IM SOOOO DIRTY..
- You: IM CLEAN
- You: NO DISEASE
- You: I CLEAN YOU
- You: ;)
- Stranger: I COULD LOVE TO ME CLEANED BY YOU
- Stranger: WOULD
- You: GET IN ME
- You: RIGHT NOW
- You: IVE ALREADY STARTED
- Stranger: O0O0O0OH SOUNDS KINKY
- Stranger: IM GETTIN SO WET
- You: MMM
- You: GOOD LORD
- You: YOURE
- You: ARE YOU
- You: A MAN???
- You: TURTLE???????
- Stranger: LADY
- You: OH
- You: THANK GOODNESS
- You: I DONT WANT NONE OF THAT GAY SHIT
- Stranger: YES ME EITHER
- Stranger: WOULD JUST BE WRONG
- You: INDEED
- You: ALSO
- You: I FINISHED A LONG TIME AGO
- You: SORRY
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Stranger: im 25 male looking for someone want have some fun in cam to cam
You: me
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 f usa
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